Important Things with Demetri Martin 2.07 - “Lines”
"If somebody says, 'I love you,' to me, I feel as though I have a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? 'I love you, too.'"
- Kurt Vonnegut
- Kurt Vonnegut
Person A: So, Jenny wants me to go to her cousins wedding in Australia. So I have to pay 2000 dollars to be bored for five days.
Person B: Jesus, Jenny. She’s forcing an owl to jog at noon.
Forcing an owl to jog at noon - you’re asking a lot. For an owl to be awake at noon is already a big thing to ask. Now to force him to go jogging too? You’re asking way too much here.
Break-Up Lines
Important Things with Demetri Martin 2.07 - “Lines”
Break-Up Lines
Important Things with Demetri Martin 2.07 - “Lines”
