Donna: You’ll never guess what I found on Jerry’s Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.

verybadforyou:

APRIL: Andy recently diagnosed himself with what he calls Shoeshine Head. It’s when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers, and napping on the floor.

Parks & Recreation 2.18 - “The Possum”