Prentiss: Well, road side hotels definitely go on my list… of things to never do again.
Reid: You have a list?
Rossi: You don’t?

Criminal Minds 4x04 - Paradise

Hotch: Thanks, Garcia.
Sheriff: If you’re looking for a gift to get me, one of her would be greatly appreciated.
Rossi: We’re pretty sure they broke the mold.

Criminal Minds 5x19 - Rite of Passage

Reid: You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.
Rossi: You don’t often hear ‘popular’ and ‘decapitation’ in the same sentence.

Criminal Minds 5x19 - Rite of Passage

Prentiss: Hey, where’s Hotch?
JJ: Budget meeting.
Morgan: Maybe he’ll get us a raise.
Rossi: They’re cutting not raising. I just hope they don’t take the coffee.
Reid: I’d quit.
Rossi: Oh yeah, that’ll save them like fifty bucks a week.

Criminal Minds 5x19 - Rite of Passage

Reid: I was able to differentiate between two distinct voices, two authors. I found various idiosyncratic words, phrases, punctuation and orthography within the blog. Entries consistent with each separate person, words like soda and pop. One guy uses dashes while the other guy uses ellipses. [chuckles]
Detective Linden: … Where’d you find this kid?
Rossi: [whispering] He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.

Criminal Minds 4x12: Soul Mates