“I’m afraid of everyone. I saw Tina Fey yesterday at the NBC Upfronts and I adore her, and I can never think of anything to say to her, even though I love her. And so I read her book recently, and I was like, I have something to say, I have something to say! And I was like, ‘Hi Tina, I-I read your book, it was really great!’ And she was like ‘Thank you,’ and I was like ‘I read it in a day!!” .. and then that was all I had. I was done, I had to walk away.”
Annie: Have you checked your bag, Shirley? If you took it by mistake, I’d forgive you.
Britta: So if I took it, it’s larceny. But if you find it under mother hen, it’s a mistake.
Shirley: Mother hen?! I think we’re about the same age!
Britta: Sure. Unless time is linear.
Shirley: I’ll make your ass linear.
Britta: That doesn’t make any sense.
Shirley: I’ll make your ass sense.
Community 2.06 - Cooperative Calligraphy
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