"If somebody says, 'I love you,' to me, I feel as though I have a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? 'I love you, too.'" - Kurt Vonnegut
LAURIE: I have been so upset about my lost phone that I forgot to tend to my virtual horse’s virtual broken leg and I had to virtually shoot him in the head. ELLIE: Your life is so dumb. LAURIE: Not now, Golden Girl.