13 Apr 16:43
3 years ago
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# GPOY
I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching TV). Summer sucks because it is the only season when, if I want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like I’m a disgusting person. Well, guess what? It’s 90 degrees out there, it’s 68 degrees in here, and this episode of The Bachelorette isn’t going to watch itself.
9 Apr 18:15
3 years ago
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goshimpale:

Woody: Do they biodegrade?
Jesse: Absolutely not. A Twinkie is like somebody with no emotion ‘cause it will never break down.

 #i made a joke woody did you see that

4 Apr 16:32
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4 Apr 16:10
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Beautiful morning, isn’t it? It’s a shame you have to work. Yeah. Anyway, I’d like a large sausage and pepperoni.