"If somebody says, 'I love you,' to me, I feel as though I have a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol-holder requires? 'I love you, too.'" - Kurt Vonnegut
Ann: OK, what do you think of dogs? Leslie: Love. Ann: Cats? Leslie: Love. Ann: Fish? Leslie: Love. Ann: Turtles? Leslie: No opinion… They are condescending.