Ted: We just have to get through the first 24 hours.  After that, it’s a cake walk.[26 hours later]Lily: Barney, do you have to bite your nails so loud!?Barney: I’m not biting my nails.  I’m trying to suck the leftover nicotine out of my fingertips.Ted: Marshall, can you pass the onion rings?Marshall: What do you got dinosaur arms?  They’re right here.Barney: What do you think cigarettes are doing right now? Do you think they’re thinking about us?Ted: Dude, if you don’t stop tapping your foot it’s coming off!Marshall: Oh my god, Ted.  I’m so sorry.  Maybe I should move it a little bit closer…TO YOUR ASS! How I Met Your Mother 5.11 - Last Cigarette Ever

Ted: We just have to get through the first 24 hours.  After that, it’s a cake walk.
[26 hours later]
Lily: Barney, do you have to bite your nails so loud!?
Barney: I’m not biting my nails.  I’m trying to suck the leftover nicotine out of my fingertips.
Ted: Marshall, can you pass the onion rings?
Marshall: What do you got dinosaur arms?  They’re right here.
Barney: What do you think cigarettes are doing right now? Do you think they’re thinking about us?
Ted: Dude, if you don’t stop tapping your foot it’s coming off!
Marshall: Oh my god, Ted.  I’m so sorry.  Maybe I should move it a little bit closer…TO YOUR ASS!

How I Met Your Mother 5.11 - Last Cigarette Ever

Lily’s not going to find out.  I have a system. How I Met Your Mother 5.11 - Last Cigarette Ever

Lily’s not going to find out.  I have a system.

How I Met Your Mother 5.11 - Last Cigarette Ever

benjyie: What do you think about Barbara’s comment about you being pregnant? Oh, well Barbara said that I look like I had been carrying eight babies, so um… somebodies dressing room is going to get trashed in 10…9…8…7… Amy Poehler’s Exit Interview after The View

benjyie:

What do you think about Barbara’s comment about you being pregnant?
Oh, well Barbara said that I look like I had been carrying eight babies, so um… somebodies dressing room is going to get trashed in 10…9…8…7…

Amy Poehler’s Exit Interview after The View


Larry: The glass never left my hand. When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure, and I don’t have to shake hands. Curb Your Enthusiasm 7.10 - Seinfeld

Larry: The glass never left my hand. When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass. It makes me feel comfortable and secure, and I don’t have to shake hands.

Curb Your Enthusiasm 7.10 - Seinfeld

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I found a bunch on my old computer that I’d saved from a fansite a while back.  I think it closed down now as I couldn’t find it again.  It’s a shame that it did because everyone needs more Jimmy in their lives.


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